A jazz flutist on Galway Flute Chat group includes this (new to me) Yogi Berra quote in his email signature:
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is."
My favorite remains, because it's sooo true:
The place has gotten so crowded, no one goes there anymore.
Re: I once used a baseball example to explain the difference between alcohol and LSD:
When the average pitcher takes the mound drunk and sees two catcher's mitt targets, he might have trouble deciding which mitt to aim for.
When Dock Ellis took the mound on LSD, he saw a dozen catcher's mitts, but, no problem, he aimed at all of them. And threw a no-hitter.
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