ETERNAL DAMNATION
My friend, Pudinhand Wilson, is worried.
“If I go to hell for being gay,” he asked, “will I have to hang out with that creepy minister from Colorado?”
“Pud,” I reassured him, “if there were a God you’d be dead. If there were a hell, you’d already be there.”
“Thanks,” he said, “I forgot.”
“If I go to hell for being gay,” he asked, “will I have to hang out with that creepy minister from Colorado?”
“Pud,” I reassured him, “if there were a God you’d be dead. If there were a hell, you’d already be there.”
“Thanks,” he said, “I forgot.”
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