According this story in the Daytona Beach News Journal Online, poor Mike Shallow was dissed thus by the chief of police:
"It's scumbags like this that erode the quality of life that we have here," Chitwood said. "What scares me is that these are people that we trust to be political leaders, these are people that we trust with our children."
Shallow is caught between two worlds: the heteros reject him because of the bathroom blowjob thing, fashion forward gays will reject him for associating homosexuality with the Sears brand.
Bloomingdales, Sax maybe. But Sears!
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