PUD'S IMPEACHMENT ADVICE
You dumbfuck democrats talking about impeaching Bush:
The impeachment of Clinton was a colossal parody of what impeachment should be. It wasted money and time and attention. I want my congresspeople to spend their time making life better for us, not fucking around with impeachment. Of course, there is sufficient cause to impeach Bush, but is there necessary cause? I think you have better things to do with your time. Please, give us bread, not circuses.
However, if you really must do some impeaching, impeach Cheney. Almost everybody hates that fucker, as opposed to Bush, whom some people seem to like personally, perhaps because he’s not threateningly cerebral.
So, the line is: Bush is a good guy who was betrayed by his vice-president. It was Cheney how got us into Iraq, Cheney who ordered Abu Graighb, Gitmo, and rendition for torture. Heck, it was Cheney who picked Rumsfeld and together they undermined that nice light-skinned Black man Colin Powell (we’ll forget that Powell told lies to the UN that got thousands of people killed, apparantely in exchange for x-billions of AIDS help for Africa, figuring, I suppose, that death is death).
Who the heck is going to step forward to defend Cheney? People voted for Bush, not necessarily for Cheney. Cheney’s going to die soon anyway, God willing. And Bush is just a beer stain on the pages of history, he isn’t even worth impeaching. Going after Bush is like impeaching Howdy Doody and letting Buffalo Bob go free.
Look it up, Congress can impeach any federal officeholder, not just the president.
There’s your marching papers, you puling excuses for leaders. Why does it take some dopey slacker with the name Pudinhand Wilson to think this shit up for you?
The impeachment of Clinton was a colossal parody of what impeachment should be. It wasted money and time and attention. I want my congresspeople to spend their time making life better for us, not fucking around with impeachment. Of course, there is sufficient cause to impeach Bush, but is there necessary cause? I think you have better things to do with your time. Please, give us bread, not circuses.
However, if you really must do some impeaching, impeach Cheney. Almost everybody hates that fucker, as opposed to Bush, whom some people seem to like personally, perhaps because he’s not threateningly cerebral.
So, the line is: Bush is a good guy who was betrayed by his vice-president. It was Cheney how got us into Iraq, Cheney who ordered Abu Graighb, Gitmo, and rendition for torture. Heck, it was Cheney who picked Rumsfeld and together they undermined that nice light-skinned Black man Colin Powell (we’ll forget that Powell told lies to the UN that got thousands of people killed, apparantely in exchange for x-billions of AIDS help for Africa, figuring, I suppose, that death is death).
Who the heck is going to step forward to defend Cheney? People voted for Bush, not necessarily for Cheney. Cheney’s going to die soon anyway, God willing. And Bush is just a beer stain on the pages of history, he isn’t even worth impeaching. Going after Bush is like impeaching Howdy Doody and letting Buffalo Bob go free.
Look it up, Congress can impeach any federal officeholder, not just the president.
There’s your marching papers, you puling excuses for leaders. Why does it take some dopey slacker with the name Pudinhand Wilson to think this shit up for you?
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