Monday, October 14, 2013


A group of radicals gathered in a basement drinking beer, talk about the intense security surrounding the president.

The general theme: thieves need protection from those they rip off.

When, out of nowhere, one of them points out an obvious hole in security procedures regarding members of the first family.

They can, if they want, kidnap the First Lady.

After a lot of excited discussion about how exactly they could pull it off, one of them asks the question, "What will we do after we kidnap her?"

"We'll talk about that later."

In the following meetings, many potential ransom demands were discussed, some of them half-ass agreed to, but the main focus of the group was pulling off the kidnapping itself.

Amazingly, they succeed in the kidnapping. Negotiations begin, and the kidnappers don't know what the fuck to do or say.

It doesn't look good.

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